Driving is fun! ........
Fun phrases and
corny jokes with a words of wisdom
by Jitendra...emergency
contact (Cell: (732) 688-7841)
At Vision
Driving School, we try to make your learning experience a fun..
We believe that
students must look forward for their next appointment just thinking of driving
lessons...
Here are
examples of some fun phrases used by our instructors which also help our
students remember things.
Before
beginning teaching a fresh driving student…
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I
wish I can drive.. and Honki Ponki teacher…
While chilling
out with student to make them relax…
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Driving is fun.. Driving is all about Vision and motion.
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They stopped giving tickets in 2006, if you smile while driving.
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Let my people go..
Teaching to
seat properly and look properly..
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Tallest person cannot see the front of the car.
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If
you stretch your neck to look, by the end of driving lesson, your neck will
be longer, although it is good for you if you are a girl, can wear more
jewelry.
While
teaching steering control...
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Don’t fall in love with Steering. …
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Hold it like you pick up a baby, strong enough so baby does not fall down,
light enough so you don’t hurt the baby.
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Two hands together talk too much so don’t let them meet..
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If
you hold it too tight, at the end of the lesson you will build-up your
muscles.
Teaching Gas
and brake control…
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Touch it, feel it and gently press it. …
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Giving is fun. ... You make people happy, if you make car happy, car will
run. …
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Too much gas is not good for health. …
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You control the car, don’t let car control you. …
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If
baby does not drink milk or medicine, what does a mother do, press the nose,
baby open the mouth.
If the Student
focuses too much…
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Keep your eyes moving or you loose all the fun…
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Where is the sale in Macy’s or Shop Rite? ...
Teaching to
keep a safe distance…
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Car in front is good but not that good to hug ...
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If
something you already pass safely is gone, do not think about it, look
ahead, otherwise you will be unhappy. (Might hit something in front.)
Teaching
alertness ...
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Quick glance in mirror like you’re looking at some one, you don’t want to
make him/her blush!
Teaching to
give signals..
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I
will pay the electric bill, you give the signal..
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Wheel goes down, Signal down, wheel goes up, signal up.
Keeping the car
in the center of lane…
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Driving is art, music, rhythm, follow the
line like an artist.
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A 10 year old can drive straight, real art
in driving is driving in streets, making turns, and specially going on curvy
roads.
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Imagine that you are an artist and draw a
picture of your favorite person. Wouldn't it be better if the nose were
smooth instead of sharp?
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Turn with the road, just enough so you do
not have to turn and turn back too many times.
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Hands should be like a surgeon,
precise. If some one came for heart operation, just take their heart out,
not lungs…
Out of blue,
not related to anything: (just striking conversation based on the interest of
student..)
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You know Jessica Simpson? Bart Simpson’s daughter?
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In
Kilmer Road Test, making a right turn on Gordon St. Do you remember, Lizy
Mcguaire’s boy-friend, Gordo?
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Which one you like more, Jetsons v/s Flinstone?
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Read what you want to read, don’t read the way it is written, otherwise, you
loose the fun.
Wisdom quotes
and thought process related and comparison with real life.
For young
drivers:
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Education, college and driving is also a business. Focus ahead of time and
learn quickly, save your time and money.
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If
you accomplish your goal two years later, what is your loss?
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Loss of your potential income
you would have made two years earlier when you became a professional,
which is in hundreds of thousands.
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Advance planning, Spontaneous decision-making and alertness three good
qualities of a Driver of a car and Driver of life.
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Signals are the only way, you can communicate with other drivers. Remember,
sending wrong signals can cause major accidents even in life.
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Time and tide waits for nobody, driver's license, green card, social
security, education, degree, etc. consider them as hurdles in life, get over
it as fast as possible, you will settle down faster and will have more time
thinking about future or fun in the life.
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Definition of accident:
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Two people trying to occupy same spot
at the same time.
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Thinking of Definition could not
resist my self for definition of love I heard in the past by some of my
philosopher friend:
“A sentimental understanding
between two idiots.”
"Any man who can drive
safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the
attention it deserves."
-Albert Einstein
"Two wrongs don't make a
right, but three lefts do."