Driving is fun! ........


Fun phrases and corny jokes with a words of wisdom

by Jitendra...emergency contact (Cell: (732) 688-7841)


At Vision Driving School, we try to make your learning experience a fun..

We believe that students must look forward for their next appointment just thinking of driving lessons...


Here are examples of some fun phrases used by our instructors which also help our students remember things.


Before beginning teaching a fresh driving student…


While chilling out with student to make them relax…


Teaching to seat properly and look properly..


 While teaching steering control...


Teaching Gas and brake control…


If the Student focuses too much…


Teaching to keep a safe distance…


Teaching alertness ...


Teaching to give signals..


Keeping the car in the center of lane…

Out of blue, not related to anything: (just striking conversation based on the interest of student..)


Wisdom quotes and thought process related and comparison with real life.


For young drivers:


  1. Education, college and driving is also a business. Focus ahead of time and learn quickly, save your time and money.
  2. If you accomplish your goal two years later, what is your loss?
    1. Loss of your potential income you would have made two years earlier when you became a professional, which is in hundreds of thousands.
  3. Advance planning, Spontaneous decision-making and alertness three good qualities of a Driver of a car and Driver of life.
  4. Signals are the only way, you can communicate with other drivers. Remember, sending wrong signals can cause major accidents even in life.
  5. Time and tide waits for nobody, driver's license, green card, social security, education, degree, etc. consider them as hurdles in life, get over it as fast as possible, you will settle down faster and will have more time thinking about future or fun in the life.
  6. Definition of accident:
    1. Two people trying to occupy same spot at the same time.
    2. Thinking of Definition could not resist my self for definition of love I heard in the past by some of my philosopher friend:

“A sentimental understanding between two idiots.”

"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."
-Albert Einstein

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do."
- Jason Love

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